Salad Dressing

 "I teaspoon each of salt, mustard and sugar

 1/2 cup evaporated milk

3 Tablespoons vinegar or lemon juice 

 I cup olive oil. 

Mix seasonings, add 8 Tablespoons evaporated milk, beat in oil slowly, add vinegar, thin with the rest of the milk"

This recipe makes little sense to me but at least I can read it!